I Really Don't Know...
spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

dorkilybeautiful:

ionaonie:

hazelgracelancaster:

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

Standards and Practices!

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

sheriffjake:

kingtomcat:

awkwardly-cute:

COULD IT BE

DON’T WORRY STEVE NARUTO’S COMING TO SAVE YOU

I WILL SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA, BELIEVE IT

ghost-chicky:

AHHHhhh finished @w@ Phew, exhausting but fun! i really should’ve started earlier than a few days ago tho 0w0 i’m sorry the animations only minor and sloppy as heck i tried to make them as good as i could with the time i had UwU

HAPPY DANNYVERSARY BB’S 

TEN YEARS SINCE THE SHOW THAT BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER BEGAN

WOW

martininamerica:

angeldrkfire:

Dan Green and Eric Stuart have a duel at MTAC in Love. 

WHERE’S THE BLUE EYES

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

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totallyfubar:

valley-monroe:

totallyfubar:

civ3tta:

totallyfubar:

excessofcats:

totallyfubar:

you’re really proud of yourself, aren’t you

YEAH BUT LOOK AT HOW I MADE IT SO THEY WOULDN’T ROLL OFF THE PIZZA STONE

I just want to know why the oven appears to be preheating to 332 degrees. What cooks at that specific of a heat? What instructions call for that specific of a heat? Why not 333? Or 330?

THE PROCESS OF PREHEATING AN OVEN TO 350 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT INVOLVES PASSING OVER THE TEMPERATURE OF 332 DEGREES, THE OVEN WAS STILL PREHEATING WHEN THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN

I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, BUT WOULD LIKE TO REDIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO HOW I GOT THE CORN DOGS TO NOT ROLL OFF THE PIZZA STONE

Your oven counts up to the degree? It doesn’t just “stay” there and then beep or whatever when it’s at that temp

IT IS A VERY OLD OVEN, AND IT COUNTS UP TO THE TARGET TEMPERATURE

BUT AGAIN, I WOULD LIKE TO REDIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO HOW I ARRANGED MY CORN DOGS ON THE PIZZA STONE SO THEY WOULDN’T ROLL OFF